3 Nice stories

3 nice stories ::

1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an umbrella.
THATS FAITH. . .

2. Example of the feeling of a one year old baby. When you throw him in the air, he laughs bcoz he knows you will catch him.
THATS TRUST. . .

3. Every night we go to bed, we have no assurance to wake up alive the next morning but still we have plans for tomorrow..
THATS HOPE. . .

Why I'm C.A.

7 reasons why i choose CA-
1. I hate to Rest.
2. I have already enjoyed life in childhood.
3.I luv tension.
4. I dont want to spend time with family.
5. I want to take revenge upon myself.
6. I luv to study on Sundays & holidays.

THE BEST ONE..

7. Pass hone ki khushi bardash nahi hoti thi...!

Dad Son Jokes

Dad: 1 Zamana tha jab me 10Rs me kirana,sabji, dudh,nashta le ata tha
Son: Ab aisa possible nai h papa,Qki sab jagah CCTV camera lage hote h.

Sardar Jokes

1sardr balo k sath-2 kandho pr b shampu lga rha tha,
ye dekh k sardrni boli-ye kya kr rhe ho?
Srdr-ye koi aam shmpu nai h ye 'Head & sholdr He.

Teacher Jokes

English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.