Ek dum fikka hai

Party mein 1 santa ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kar socha shayad ye bhi khaane waali cheez hai.. jaise hi khaane waala tha woh... Banta chillaya... na kha oye, ek dum fikka hai..!!

Sher ka Pinjra Khula Chod Diya

Santa Ne Zoo Me Sher ka Pinjra Khula Chod Diya.
Officer:Tumne Sher Ka Pinjra Lock Nahi Kia?
Santa : Sir Itna Khaufnak Janwar Ko Kaun Chori Karenga. :)

Wrong Number

Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversations on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.
One day she hung up after 25 minutes. "What is the matter today?" asked her husband.
"Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone." "I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh.

Main tere 64 de 64 dant tor dene

Santa to Banta: Main tere 64 de 64 dant tor dene ne.
Laloo: 64 nahi 32 dant hunde ne, phaji.
Santa: Mainu pata c tu v vich bolna a, iss lai tere v vich gin lye.

Ghar ka sara saman chupa do

santa-ghar ka sara saman chupa do
banta-kyun
santa-mere dost aa rahe hain hai......
banta-chura lenge kya
santa nahi pehchan lenge......

American vs Indian

American Vs Indian

American: Hamare paas MADONA, JULIA,BRITNEY jaise Item BOMB hai…. tumhare paas kya hai?

Indian: Hamare paas
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IMRAN HASMI jaise
BOMB DEFUSER hai!!