Wo meri kya hogi...

Aaj ki taza khabar: Sardaar ne apni sagai tod di. kyunki ladki kuwari thi, sardaar ne socha - jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui,wo meri kya hogi...

What is the meaning of SMS

Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know - it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service

Laloo and his wife Rabri

Laloo and his wife Rabri were angry with each other and were not talking to each other.
Laloo left a note on Rabri's bedside table, that said: "Dear Wife! Awake me at 5 am tomorrow."
Next morning, Laloo awoke at 8 am and saw a note on his bedside table: "Dear Husband It's 5 O' Clock, get up.

Thank God

Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.
Lalu : Thank God ! I was born after that otherwise, I would have died before becoming prime minister..

He is still Celebrating

Wife: Look at that Drunker!
Hubby: Who is he?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I Rejected.
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Hubby: Oh My God, He is still Celebrating. . Wow. . .:)

3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

1- Newtons Method...
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger

2- Einsteins Method...
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired n Then Catch It.

3- The Police Method...
Catch A Cat & Beat It Until It Accepts Itz A Tiger.