Summer comes again & Again

Summer comes again & Again
Winter commes again and again
But
A person like u never comes again ?& again
Bcoz
Parents never make a mistake again and again

Teacher ne Bachon se Kaha

Teacher ne Bachon se Kaha:
“Jab hum Student They to Bohat Laiq They.”

1 Bachy Ne Masoomiyat Se Kaha:
“Aap ko Teacher Qabil Mil Gaye Hon Gey.”

ye bekhudi ye laboon

ye bekhudi ye laboon ki hansi mubarik ho
tumhein ye saalgirah ki khushi mubarik ho
kabhi na aaye koi ghum qareeb tumhaare
jahaan mein sab se ache hoon naseeb tumhare
khaloos , pyar bhari dosti mubarik ho
tumhein ye saalgirah ki khushi mubarik hoo

Tum ko Khushi mile

Tum ko Khushi mile , Tum ko Chahat mile
Tumhain saare jahan ki Mohabbat mile
Jahan main sab se hon acche Tumhare Naseeb
Koi dukh kabhi bhi na aaye Tumhare Qareeb

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…
Junam Din Mubarak Ho

Tumhari umar sabse lambi ho

Tumhari umar sabse lambi ho
Khuda ko kabhi tumhari jaroorat ho
Ho bhi to mere baad ho
Mere dost humesha tum muskarate raho
Zindagee ke har saal yunhi jete raho

Khud ko kar kanjus itna Ki

Khud ko kar kanjus itna Ki
har sms bhejne se pehle
Mobile company wale call kar ke puchhe
Aaj sms kar rahe ho Sab Kheriyat to he

Soraj aaya roshni laya

Soraj aaya roshni laya
Chand ne taaro k sath gana gaya
Pholo pe bhanwara mandlaya
Mubarak ho tumhen tumhari Salgirah
Yahi WISH karne hamara sms aaya

Pholo ne bola khushbo se

Pholo ne bola khushbo se
Khushbo ne bola badal se
Badal ne bola lehro se
Lehro ne bola sahil se
Wohi hum kehtey hen dil se
HAPPY BIRTH DAY 2U

Dua hai K Kamyabi

Dua hai K Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam
hoga
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna
hamari dua hai
k waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga
Happy Birthday

Police or Ambulance

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Marriage IS THAT RELATION

Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,

THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal”.

Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Two Guys Are Chatting.

Two Guys Are Chatting..

Guy A: “I am Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”

Guy B: “Oh.. That is Cool. What About Your 25th Anniversary?”

Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.”

A Man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child Should be in my custody."

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose.

"Your Honor… If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out…

Whose Pepsi is it… The machine's or mine ?

Misc. Jokes

: What is the similarity between Playboy magazine & National Geographic?
A: U will see a lot of great places where u CAN never reach !!!

Misc. Jokes

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain
bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!

Misc. Jokes

Pehli raat ko kamre k andar jaate hi dulhan apna blouse kholne LaGi,
Dulha : yeh kya kar rahi ho?
Dulhan : maa ne kaha tha jate hi doodh pilana......

Misc. Joke

aat 3 Bajay Unknwn number se phone aya
Hello! yahan SHAGUFTA MEHFOOZ rehti hain?
AWAZ AAI
SALAY Raat K 3 Bajay SHAGUFTA Mere pas Hoti to Kiya MEHFOOZ rehti

WHAT IS THE FIRST SENTENCE AFTER SEX?

WHAT IS THE FIRST SENTENCE AFTER SEX?
'I LOVE U'.. WRONG
'ENJOYED IT'..WRONG
'HOW ROMANTIC. WRONG,
THE RIGHT ANS IS
''MERI shalwar kahan hai?

Sardar Jokes

A Sardar was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered-waiting for autom

Misc. Jokes

Bite The Neck Gently,

Chew The Breast Softly,

Spread The Legs Slowly,

Suck The Juice Excitingly,

That Is The Way To Eat
.
Tandoori Chicken )....

Misc. Jokes

A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast?
Boss:Wow! What's that? Ur eyes, sir

Misc. Jokes

ya hoga agar Pepsodent wale condom banaye to....??!!
Hona kya hai?! Raat Bhar Dishum Dishum.

Misc. Jokes

Kissing is like real estate.

The most important thing is

location,
location,
n location! ?

Misc. Jokes

Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai'AAM'Ka MausSam

Sardar Jokes

Sardar started a colg..

And guess wat the name of the colg was,

"Sardar medical colg of engineering 4 arts n commerce!!"

Sardar Jokes

Srdr-I Kiss my wife b4 i go to office everyday. & u?
Frnd-I Kiss ur wife after u go to office everyday.
srdr-ha ha ha..but i am 1st.sing is king

3 Nice stories

3 nice stories ::

1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an umbrella.
THATS FAITH. . .

2. Example of the feeling of a one year old baby. When you throw him in the air, he laughs bcoz he knows you will catch him.
THATS TRUST. . .

3. Every night we go to bed, we have no assurance to wake up alive the next morning but still we have plans for tomorrow..
THATS HOPE. . .

Why I'm C.A.

7 reasons why i choose CA-
1. I hate to Rest.
2. I have already enjoyed life in childhood.
3.I luv tension.
4. I dont want to spend time with family.
5. I want to take revenge upon myself.
6. I luv to study on Sundays & holidays.

THE BEST ONE..

7. Pass hone ki khushi bardash nahi hoti thi...!

Dad Son Jokes

Dad: 1 Zamana tha jab me 10Rs me kirana,sabji, dudh,nashta le ata tha
Son: Ab aisa possible nai h papa,Qki sab jagah CCTV camera lage hote h.

Sardar Jokes

1sardr balo k sath-2 kandho pr b shampu lga rha tha,
ye dekh k sardrni boli-ye kya kr rhe ho?
Srdr-ye koi aam shmpu nai h ye 'Head & sholdr He.

Teacher Jokes

English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.

what a Confidence! , funny jokes, sardar jokes

what a Confidence!

The president of a country was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade
next when his telephone rang.

"Hallo, Mr. President!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala,Punjab. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!"

"Well, Gurmukh," President replied, "This is indeed important news!
How big is your army"

"Right now," said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbour Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight"

The President paused. "I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

Arrey O! Main kya.. " said Gurmukh. "I'll have to ring you back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.

"Mr. President, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh" the President asked.

"Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor."

President sighed. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke."

"Oh teri ...." said Gurmukh. "I'll have to get back to you."

Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.

"Mr. President, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne...... We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well!"

Mr. President was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided,surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Tera pala hove...." said Gurmuk, "I'll have to ring you back."

Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day.

"Kiddan, Mr. President! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."

"I'm sorry to hear that," said the President. "Why the sudden change of heart"

"Well," said Gurmukh, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of lassi's, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners of wars!

Sardar jokes

Would like to play chess to kill time.

Banta : 'Oye Gar(r)y. You think I don't know who you are?. I can't compete with a world champion'

Gary : 'How about if I play left handed ?'

Banta : [Think.. Think..] 'OK!'

Banta is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset through-out the rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend Santa Singh.

Banta : Hey! You know what! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and he defeated me inspite of him playing left-handed.....

Santa : Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool you!! You know what!! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!!

Funy jokes

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

Funny jokes

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p

A doctor gets a visit from a patient who is not able to get an *****ion.

Doctor: Are you married?

Patient: No.

Doctor: Do you masturbate?

Patient: No.

Doctor: Do you visit prostitutes?

Patient: No.

Doctor: Do you have girlfriends?

Patient: No.

Doctor: To phir khada karke kya calender taangega?

Funny jokes

A Man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child Should be in my custody."

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose.

"Your Honor… If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out…

Whose Pepsi is it… The machine's or mine ?

Funny jokes

Apko kabhi meri koi BAAT ya SMS bura lage to aap ko pura haq hai ki,
Aap apna MOBILE zor se DIWAR me mar de,
Kyo ki aapki KUSHI me hi meri kushi hai.?

Funny jokes

Kal Rat kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi, Or neend mujhe apni taraf khasit ti rhi, Neend ka jhoka mera mann moh gya, Kal raat fir 1 honhar student bina pdhe soo gaya.