Aj du fota porbe....

Bouma baire kapor melchhe....
Hothat soshur dekhlo bidyut chomkachhe.
SOSHUR- "Bouma taratari kapor tolo....
onek din por mone hochhe aj du fota porbe....

Three sardars

There were three sardars. 1st: i have not written anything on the paper because i dont no the answers. 2nd: i have also not written anything. 3rd: shit yaar. teacher will thought that we three has cheated.

Wo meri kya hogi...

Aaj ki taza khabar: Sardaar ne apni sagai tod di. kyunki ladki kuwari thi, sardaar ne socha - jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui,wo meri kya hogi...

What is the meaning of SMS

Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know - it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service

Laloo and his wife Rabri

Laloo and his wife Rabri were angry with each other and were not talking to each other.
Laloo left a note on Rabri's bedside table, that said: "Dear Wife! Awake me at 5 am tomorrow."
Next morning, Laloo awoke at 8 am and saw a note on his bedside table: "Dear Husband It's 5 O' Clock, get up.

Thank God

Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.
Lalu : Thank God ! I was born after that otherwise, I would have died before becoming prime minister..

He is still Celebrating

Wife: Look at that Drunker!
Hubby: Who is he?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I Rejected.
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Hubby: Oh My God, He is still Celebrating. . Wow. . .:)

3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

1- Newtons Method...
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger

2- Einsteins Method...
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired n Then Catch It.

3- The Police Method...
Catch A Cat & Beat It Until It Accepts Itz A Tiger.

Ek dum fikka hai

Party mein 1 santa ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kar socha shayad ye bhi khaane waali cheez hai.. jaise hi khaane waala tha woh... Banta chillaya... na kha oye, ek dum fikka hai..!!

Sher ka Pinjra Khula Chod Diya

Santa Ne Zoo Me Sher ka Pinjra Khula Chod Diya.
Officer:Tumne Sher Ka Pinjra Lock Nahi Kia?
Santa : Sir Itna Khaufnak Janwar Ko Kaun Chori Karenga. :)

Wrong Number

Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversations on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.
One day she hung up after 25 minutes. "What is the matter today?" asked her husband.
"Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone." "I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh.

Main tere 64 de 64 dant tor dene

Santa to Banta: Main tere 64 de 64 dant tor dene ne.
Laloo: 64 nahi 32 dant hunde ne, phaji.
Santa: Mainu pata c tu v vich bolna a, iss lai tere v vich gin lye.

Ghar ka sara saman chupa do

santa-ghar ka sara saman chupa do
banta-kyun
santa-mere dost aa rahe hain hai......
banta-chura lenge kya
santa nahi pehchan lenge......

American vs Indian

American Vs Indian

American: Hamare paas MADONA, JULIA,BRITNEY jaise Item BOMB hai…. tumhare paas kya hai?

Indian: Hamare paas
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IMRAN HASMI jaise
BOMB DEFUSER hai!!