bachcha jal gaya hoga

Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.
Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai, "Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya"
Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, "Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga."

Din me chain nahi

Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi

 

jee nahi lagta hai kahin

Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??"

 

"Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai"

Human brain is an

Human brain is an outstaNDING OBJECT.

IT FUNCTIONS 24 hours,

52 weeks,

365 days

 

right frm our birth.......

 

and stops

 

when we enter the examination hall.

--
T.C.Meena

today is our anniversary,

Wife ? ? ? ? ? ? ? : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband?????????:?Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Is there any way for long life?

Man ? ?: Is there any way for long life?
Dr???????: Get married.
Man ? ?: Will it help?
Dr???????: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
?? ?

Getting married is very

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish
you had ordered that.
?

Before marriage :

Before marriage : Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, ?& I love u.
After marriage?? : Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, & one day I'll kill u.
?? ?

Men want THREE qualities

Men want THREE qualities in their wives:
Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.
??