A Man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child Should be in my custody."

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose.

"Your Honor… If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out…

Whose Pepsi is it… The machine's or mine ?

Misc. Jokes

: What is the similarity between Playboy magazine & National Geographic?
A: U will see a lot of great places where u CAN never reach !!!

Misc. Jokes

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain
bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!

Misc. Jokes

Pehli raat ko kamre k andar jaate hi dulhan apna blouse kholne LaGi,
Dulha : yeh kya kar rahi ho?
Dulhan : maa ne kaha tha jate hi doodh pilana......

Misc. Joke

aat 3 Bajay Unknwn number se phone aya
Hello! yahan SHAGUFTA MEHFOOZ rehti hain?
AWAZ AAI
SALAY Raat K 3 Bajay SHAGUFTA Mere pas Hoti to Kiya MEHFOOZ rehti

WHAT IS THE FIRST SENTENCE AFTER SEX?

WHAT IS THE FIRST SENTENCE AFTER SEX?
'I LOVE U'.. WRONG
'ENJOYED IT'..WRONG
'HOW ROMANTIC. WRONG,
THE RIGHT ANS IS
''MERI shalwar kahan hai?

Sardar Jokes

A Sardar was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered-waiting for autom

Misc. Jokes

Bite The Neck Gently,

Chew The Breast Softly,

Spread The Legs Slowly,

Suck The Juice Excitingly,

That Is The Way To Eat
.
Tandoori Chicken )....

Misc. Jokes

A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast?
Boss:Wow! What's that? Ur eyes, sir

Misc. Jokes

ya hoga agar Pepsodent wale condom banaye to....??!!
Hona kya hai?! Raat Bhar Dishum Dishum.

Misc. Jokes

Kissing is like real estate.

The most important thing is

location,
location,
n location! ?

Misc. Jokes

Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai'AAM'Ka MausSam

Sardar Jokes

Sardar started a colg..

And guess wat the name of the colg was,

"Sardar medical colg of engineering 4 arts n commerce!!"

Sardar Jokes

Srdr-I Kiss my wife b4 i go to office everyday. & u?
Frnd-I Kiss ur wife after u go to office everyday.
srdr-ha ha ha..but i am 1st.sing is king

3 Nice stories

3 nice stories ::

1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an umbrella.
THATS FAITH. . .

2. Example of the feeling of a one year old baby. When you throw him in the air, he laughs bcoz he knows you will catch him.
THATS TRUST. . .

3. Every night we go to bed, we have no assurance to wake up alive the next morning but still we have plans for tomorrow..
THATS HOPE. . .

Why I'm C.A.

7 reasons why i choose CA-
1. I hate to Rest.
2. I have already enjoyed life in childhood.
3.I luv tension.
4. I dont want to spend time with family.
5. I want to take revenge upon myself.
6. I luv to study on Sundays & holidays.

THE BEST ONE..

7. Pass hone ki khushi bardash nahi hoti thi...!

Dad Son Jokes

Dad: 1 Zamana tha jab me 10Rs me kirana,sabji, dudh,nashta le ata tha
Son: Ab aisa possible nai h papa,Qki sab jagah CCTV camera lage hote h.

Sardar Jokes

1sardr balo k sath-2 kandho pr b shampu lga rha tha,
ye dekh k sardrni boli-ye kya kr rhe ho?
Srdr-ye koi aam shmpu nai h ye 'Head & sholdr He.

Teacher Jokes

English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.