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TAX...................TAX....................TAX.......  What a Great job by the  Govt. of India . 1)      Qus.: What are you doing? Ans.: Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX 2)      Qus.: What are you doing in Business? Ans.: Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX 3)      Qus.: From where are you getting Goods? Ans.: From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI 4)      Qus.: What are you getting in Selling Goods? Ans.: Profit. Tax : PAY INCOME TAX 5)      Qus.: How do you distribute profit ? Ans : By way of dividend Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX 6)      Qus.: Where you Manufacturing the Goods? Ans.: Factory. Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY 8)      Qus.: Do you have Staff? Ans.: Yes Tax:  PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX 9)      Qus.: Doing business in Millions? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX ? Ans : No Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax 10)    Qus.: Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Ans.: Yes, for Salary. Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX 11)    Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? Ans.: Hotel Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX 12)    Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX 13)    Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX 14)    Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount? Ans.: Gift on birthday. Tax : PAY GIFT TAX 15)    Qus.: Do you have any Wealth? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX 16)    Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? Ans.: Cinema or Resort. Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX 17)    Qus.: Have you purchased House? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE 18)    Qus.: How you Travel? Ans.: Bus Tax : PAY SURCHARGE 19)    Qus.: Any Additional Tax? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!! 20)    Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY 21)    INDIAN :   Can I die now?? Ans : No,  wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX 2) Petrol Price in INDIA Pakistan             Rs. 26 Bangladesh        Rs. 22 Cuba                  Rs. 19 Nepal                  Rs. 34 Burma                Rs. 30 Afghanistan       Rs. 36 INDIA                Rs. 63.40 3) BASIC COST  PER 1 LITRE 16.50 Centre tax   11.80% Excise duty   9.75% Vat cess             4% State tax            8 % Total    Rs.   50.05 Now extra 13.35 Rs, PER 1 LITRE What a Great job by the  Govt. of India …