Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free triparound the sun every year.
How long a minute isdepends on what side of thebathroom door you're on.
Birthdays are good for you;the more you have,the longer you live.
Happiness comes through doors youdidn't even know you left open.
Ever notice that the people who are lateare often much jollierthan the people who have to wait for them?
Most of us go to our gravewith our music still inside of us.
If Walmart is lowering prices every day,how come nothing is free yet?
You may be only one person in the world,but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much funto only make once.
Don't cry because it's over;smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons:some are sharp, some are pretty,some are dull, some have weird names,and all are different colors....butthey all exist very nicely in the same box.
A truly happy person is one whocan enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Have an awesome day, andknow that someonewho thinks you're greathas thought about you today!
Let your friends know how great they are,send this happy message to someone special today!
