Jan 17, 2012

Punjab Khoon wich hundi hai…

Ek baar ek bihari bhaiya sardar ke paas aata hai aur kahta hai ki babu ji punjabi sikhani hai… Sardar hansa aur kahta hai ki tu nahi seekh sakta punjabi, punjab taa khoon wich hundi hai…

Bihar agle din phir sardar ke paas pahunch jata hai aur kahta hai ki babu ji , punjabi sikhani hai,
sardar phir usko kahta hai ki eh nahi ho sakda, punjabi khoon wich hundi hai….
Teesray din phir bhaiye ke andar ungli hoti hai aur woh phir chala jaata hai sardar ke paas ki Punjabi sikhni hai,

sardar kahta hai ki bhaiya ji, punjabi khoon wich hundi hai, agar itna ungli ho rahi hai to aao sikha deta hu punjabi.. puray ek  mahine traininng chalti hai..

Bhaiya pure dil ke saath punjabi sikhta hai… end mai aati hai imtehaan ki ghadi, sardar kahta hai ki aaj agal tu imtihaan paas kar gaya to tu pakka punjabi …. woh ek table pe pani ka gilas phainkta aur bolta hai ki isko Punjabi  mai kya bolega …

Bhaiya : eh paani kinne sutiya ????
sardar kahta hai ki galat hai,
second chance bhaiya : eh glaas kinne doliya hai ???
sardar phir kahta hai galat, last chance bhaiya :eh paani kinne doliya hai??
sardar kahta hai o chhad yaar… sardar apne chhote ladke ko bulata hai aur table dikhata hua kahta hai : oye chhotu idhar aa, aa dekh ..

Chhotu table par paani pada hua dekhke kahta hai : bhaincho, Eh maa kinne ch udai hai ??? Sardar bhaiye ko kahta hai ki maine pahle hi bola tha ki Punjabi khoon wich hundi hai…