Ek area mein Bhai rehta hai, Chaman
Bhai.. Ab uskey area mein jo bhi
koi lafda hota hai to police se pehle
Chaman Bhai ki adalat mein
jaata hai….Ek baar Chaman Bhai ke area
mein rape ho jata hai, aur jisney game bajayi hoti hai ukso pakad
ke Chaman Bhai ke paas leke
jatey hain… Chaman Bhai pehley to
bahut shanti se, style mein, us
sey baat karta hai… kuch is tarah se… Chaman : Kya re ? Tere ko maloom nahi
yeh apun ka area hai?
Mujrim : Haan maloom hai na bhai. Chaman : Phir kaisey himmat ki rape
karne ki apun ke area mein?
Mujrim : Ab kya boloon bhai, kismat
kharab thi. Chaman : Chal mere ko sub kuch sach
sach bata kya aur kaisey hua?
Mujrim : Abhi kya na… Idhar naake pe
apun paan khaney ke liye
aaya… Chaman : Phir ?
Murjim : Apun khade hokey paan
kharela tha… aur utney mein samney
wali building pe apun ki nazar gayi… Chaman : Aage bol
Mujrim : Udhar teesrey maaley pe ek
chikni khadi hui thi Chaman : Phir kya hua ?
Mujrim : Apun ko aisa laga ke usney
ishaara kiya aaney ke liye.. Chaman : Phir tuney kya kiya ?
Mujrim : Apun socha ke kuch kaam
hoyenga usko…. to apun builidng
ke neeche gaya Chaman : Phir ?
Mujrim : Usney Isharey se apun ko upar
bulaaya… apun seedi chadte
yehich sochrela tha "Chaman Bhai ka
area hai….. Lafda nahi karne
ka" Chaman : Chal fatafat aagey bol
Mujrim : Apun ne usko jaakey bola….
kya kaam hai.. kaiko ishara
kiya apun ko? Chaman : Phir ?
Mujrim : Phir kya bhai, apun ko usney
ghar ke andar kheech liya Chaman : (Excited) Phir ?
Mujrim : Apun ghar me to chala gaya
lekin soch raha tha ki "Chaman
Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Aagey bol
Mujrim : Usney apun ka haath pakad
liya Chaman : Accha… Phir?
Mujrim : Sachchi bolta hai bhai haath
pakadtey hi apun phir
socha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda
nahi karne ka" Chaman : Phir kya hua ?
Mujrim : Phir kya tha… Usney bola
chikney meri pyaas bujha de Chaman : Phir tu kya bola (Getting
Excited) ?
Mujrim : Apun kya bolta, usne a! pna
duppata neechey gira diya Chaman : To phir kya hua ?
Mujrim : Apun ke dimag ki dahi ho
gaya, kya mommey (boobs) they
saali ke…lekin bhai phir bhi apun socha
"Chaman Bhai ka area
hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Phir tuney kya kiya ?
Mujrim : Apun bola ek-do kiss karega
aur chala jayega….. zyada
boli to body kaam karenga lekin engine
nahi kholney ka….
Aakhir, "Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Toh phir ?
Mujrim : Usney apun ko kheech liya….
sacchi bolta hai bhai aisi
katil jawaani apun akkhi life me nahi
dekha. Chaman : Haan, woh to hai…. Tu aage
bol (Starts to heat up)
Mujrim : Phir kya tha…. apun ne kiss
kiya, mommey (boobs) bhi
dabaya…. lekin imaan se bolta hai, soch
raha tha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : Aagey bol ?
Mujrim : Phir usney apni kameez utar di Chaman : Phir ?
Mujrim : Phir salwar, lekin apun ke dil
me ekich khayal aa raha
tha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda
nahi karne ka" Chaman : Aagey aagey ?
Mujrim : phir blouse aur chaddi saali ne
sab utar di Chaman : sahi mein?
Mujrim : phir meri pant keech li Chaman : Accha ?
Mujrim : meri underwear mein haath
dal diya Chaman : oh !!
Mujrim : chaddi utar di meri, lekin apun
phir bhi socha "Chaman Bhai
k! a area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman : (Getting frustrated)..
Mujrim : Phir woh haath phiraaney lagi Chaman : (Half Boiling)
Mujrim : phir mooh ghumaaney lagi…..
phir bhi apun yehi soch raha
tha "Chaman Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda
nahi karne ka" Chaman: (About to blast) Aagey…
aagey bol saley….
Mujrim: Chumney Chatney lagi
bhaaaaiiii…..lekin bhai kasam
se……main yehi soch raha tha "Chaman
Bhai ka area hai….. Lafda nahi karne ka" Chaman: Abey teri to…. Chaman Bhai
Gaya Maa Chudaney….. tu aage
bol !
Mujrim : Yehich…… yehich – apun ne bhi
yehi socha bhai…..aur
game baja dala.!!!
